AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

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Last night's episode of ANTM was the mid-season recap show so it was a bunch of blah...blah...blah... They showed highlights and never-before-seen clips and blah..blah...blah. One thing I found interesting is how funny and goofy Marvita was. She played a pink guitar and made up ridiculous songs (much to the annoyance of the girls who were trying to sleep), and loved to walk around the house naked.

She and Amis were the house clowns and performed all kinds of weird skits and laughed a lot. We never got to see this version of Marvita on the show and they made it look as if she were just pissed off all the time. On a similar note, Anya's cute, fun-loving personality was edited out as well.

The show also gave us a glimpse of Kim's "duh" moments in the kitchen and made me once again not sorry that she chose to leave the show. We also got to see bitchy Allison's weird diet of jello mixed with A-1 sauce. Also, Claire went on about her breast milk and how she was going to drink it. Yummmmm.

If you didn't have enough Dominique and her third-person observations, you'll love her quote from last night: "I wanna be like freakin' Mother Theresa but more diva, okay?" Ugh.

Another fun bit of "never-before-seen" footage showed the girls out saucing it up. There was late-night drunk wrestling at the house and a night out at a club appropriately called "Libation". At the club the girls got sauced off their buckets and danced on the table and the leather seats. Later they ended up in the limo where sweet little Stacy Ann surprised them with a bottle of vodka she took from the bar.

That about sums it up. Next week we get to see Lauren almost lose a digit and Fatima get in big trouble for something that might get her kicked off the show. Stay tuned. . .

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