The Hills

I'M NOT EVEN MENTIONING HEIDI OR DOUCHE BAG, SPENCER

More drama at the Lauren-Lo-Audrina house this week. Lo proved just how immature and icky she is by trying her best to put a barrier between Lauren and Audrina. After Audrina invited them to join her in the recording studio with Alkaline Trio (Arghhh! Alkaline Trio are now on the Hills???), Lauren was clearly excited to go. Lo dragged her feet, however, and as soon as they entered the studio she began texting someone and complaining about how hungry she was. Lauren gave in to her whining and they left about two minutes after arriving. They asked Audrina to join them for sushi, but since Audrina was working, she couldn't leave.


Later Lo and Lauren got a new puppy they named Chloe. When Audrina came home from work to find the two playing with Chloe, she joined in and smiled a lot until Lo made a comment like, "She's so lucky he has two mommies" obviously leaving Audrina out of the equation. Audrina looked so genuinely hurt, I actually spent a couple minutes wondering if the show is really a reality show and not scripted.


Meanwhile Justin Bobby acted like a decent human being and said things to Audrina along the lines of "you shouldn't be uncomfortable in your own house." He also suggested that she look for a new place to live. This got the wheels turning in Audrina's head. It's too bad because Lauren obviously loves Audrina, but Lo is such a little biotch, that she . . .

OH CHRIST. How can I take this show so seriously? Where was the fashion? Where was Whitney? Where was crazy Kelly Cutrone barking out orders and yanking racks of clothing around? Give me back my old, preoccupied-with-fashion Hills!