Make It Work

BROOKE OF THE JUNGLE

I didn't think it was possible, but Project Runway pretty much bored the hell out of me last night. For this reason, I'm going to skim over the uninteresting stuff and just write about the things that were attention-grabbing enough to mention.


Blah blah blah. .. . lovely Brook Shields is the guest-judge and the designers have to make a look for her character on Lipstick Jungle. . . blah blah blah. . . The designers have to work in pairs and people are pissed. . .blah blah blah. . . Blayne is annoying me less. . . blah blah blah. . .I love Jarrell and Stella, and they make a great team, almost winning the challenge (and they use leathah). . . blah blah blah. . . bitchy Kenley is really starting to chap my hide and her taste is proving to be really BAD. . . blah blah blah. . .Is there anything greater than Michael Kors's laugh? . . .blah blah blah. . .


. . . blah blah blah. . . What the hell is that thing Leanne is wearing around her neck? It looks like some sort of enormous fungal growth. . .blah blah blah. . .Tim thinks Koto's outfit looks like a "giant sweet potato". . . blah blah blah. . .Koto tells to man up and take charge. . .blah blah blah. . . Suede is being cautious with the fabric and Terri is a nightmare to work with but their outfit ROCKS. . .blah blah blah. . .

. . . blah blah blah. . .Poor Daniel looks like he's going to pass out when he's up on the chopping block. . . blah blah blah. . . Someone slap Kenley for laughing at him. . .blah blah blah. . . Brooke Shield's accuses Tanlicious Blayne of being "bratty". . . blah blah blah. . .Keith's watercolor, kinda-pretty-in-a-weird way dress wins. . .blah blah blah. . . Kelli's dress is criticized by the judges, particularly Michael Kors who calls it "slutty, slutty, slutty" . . . blah blah blah . . . Kelli is sent packing for her slinky whore-wear. . .blah blah blah . . .Next week: drag queen pterodactyls in gay Jurassic Park. . . blah blah blah . . .

sluttaaay, according to M.K.