The Hills Recap

HANGING IN THE HILLS

I've finally caught up with The Hills. This all anyone needs to know about the show up until the present:

• Spencer must be vying for the world's biggest douche award

• Heidi looks like she's made out of rubber

• Heidi's sister came to visit, which really pissed Spencer off

• Lauren and Stephanie are still buddies

• Stephanie had a birthday blow-out and invited Lauren. Spencer and Heidi showed up unexpectedly
  

• Spencer has disowned Stephanie

• My Sweet Audrina has befriended a bunch of musician-types from Epic Records who apparently dissed Lo at Audrina's bday party

• Lo is EVIL

• The Hills is edited more than Heidi's face - chop chop chop

• Heidi wants to hang with Stephanie and Lauren

• Whitney is now bi-coastal, living in NYC and LA, working for Kelly Cutrone

• Whitney is falling for one of the male models she meets in NYC. He's from California

• Whitney definitely needs her own show. Her life is so much more interesting than any of the other people's on the show

• Lauren is bored with boring-ass Doug and breaks it off