The Hills Recap

WHEN SHIT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

For whatever reason, a bonus episode of The Hills was on last night and the cast were at the MTV Awards, blah blah blah. In a nutshell, tension between Lauren and My Sweet Audrina was brewing. Apparently at a club, Audrina had been with friends and Lauren showed up, tried to get her attention and say "hi", but then got dissed.


Fast forward -- everyone goes to Vegas to celebrate their friend Ricki's birthday. Audrina is with her man toy, Justin Bobby while Lauren, Brody, Lo, Stephanie, Ricki, and Doug arrive via Doug's jet. Yeah, that's right. His jet. Ugh. It's times like this that make me question why I watch this shit. Times like this and when I have to watch Spencer act like a thunderous prick because Hiedi's sister's moved in until she can find a place of her own.


Anyway, back in Vegas there's major tension at the night club LAX (how appropos) between Audrina and Lauren. No one wants to make a scene at Riki's party so they don't speak at all to each other. Meanwhile thunderous prick #2, Brody, makes Stephanie cry by implying she's a crazy coked-up kook.


Tomorrow, they're all back to sling the shit in LA, Brody and Doug are in jail, and I'll be back in my armchair to watch it all unfold. . .