Tyyyrrraaaaaa Maaaaiiillll!!!!!!!!!!!

FULL OF HOT AIR

Before I start critiquing last night's episode of ANTM, I'd like to say that the new music intro to the show is so Tyra-esque it's obnoxious. And what about the new photo that accompanies the Tyyyrrraaaaaa Maaaaaiiilllllll. She certainly fits herself in wherever she can. No surprise there.

Tyyyrraaaaa Maaaaillll!!!!

Anyway, the girls were given their posing lesson from Benny Ninja last night along with a model who had twisted herself into a knot. The girls' posing ability was based on how well they could twist themselves into a pretzel while hanging inside a giant red fishnet stocking suspended from the ceiling.

They then went on a challenge where they had to pose with Tarina Tarantino accessories in a creative and dramatic fashion. Hannah tried to hang the purse she was supposed to model in the chandelier and then stared lovingly at it. Sheena thought she had everyone beat when she tried to eat one of Tarina's handbags with her crotch. Nikeyesha told Tarina that if she peed it was her fault because she had to go so bad.

Back at the house, there was drama when Hannah was accused of being racist by some of the girls of color. Blah blah blah. This kind of thing is getting old on this show, no?

The photo shoot this week was supposed to have captured the girls suspended from a ladder hanging from a hot air balloon. Unfortunately for the photographers, the wind was a problem and they had to Photoshop the ladder onto the balloon. Lauren Brie's photo is one of the best photos in ANTM history, according to Tyra, who I agree with. The girl looks like she's in Vogue and hence got to have her photo up in the house for the week. Other runners-up for getting their photo digitized were Elina and Marjorie.


Sheena gripped the ladder with her ass cheeks and took "hootchie" to a higher level, literally. Paulina asked her if she had breast implants, but she denied it only later to come forward and say that she did indeed have her fun bags enhanced and she wasn't ashamed to admit it. Tyra loved this, of course, and so she was kept in the running, which seemed to surprise her.

It was Isis and Nikeyesha in the bottom two this week. Isis was criticized for "losing her face" when she posed and Nikeyesha for not knowing when to shut up. In the end Nikeyesha was sent packing, and talked her way off the runway and out of the episode.


Next week? MAAAAAKKEEE OVVVVVEERRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!