Trend Alert

SHUT YOUR FACE!

My friend was talking to me on the phone the other day when he mentioned he hates the trendy sunglasses he sees all the guys wearing around Portland. He then described them as having slats like those on shutters where the lens should be. I was intrigued. Naturally, I found a pair on Urban Outfitters.com. Oh, I feel so old and out-of-the-loop for not knowing about this hot, ugly trend!