THE END OF BROMANCE

The season finale of Make Me a Supermodel was a whirlwind of bromance break-ups and awkward moments after the models received surprise visits by the people they’re closest to.

Ben’s wife showed up first at the model apartment. Ben’s reaction? “What’s up?” Like he was talking to one of his buddies at the prison. When she got to meet the other half of Bronnie. Ronnie stated the obvious: “This is awkward.” Ben’s wife was sweet soft-spoken girl who kept saying she wanted a Bronnie tee-shirt. Uh huh. .

What's up, Dude?

Next to arrive was Holly’s fiancé – a middle-of-the-road good looking guy who showered her with affection. He and Holly snuggled on the couch all lovey-dovey while Ben and his wife kind of just sat opposite them looking bored.

Ronnie’s mom showed up third and the two of them were so cute together I wanted to bawl. His mom is supportive and proud, and watching her, you know where Ronnie gets his sweet personality from.

All of this one-on-one interaction was going on in the living room while Perry slouched in a chair, wondering if anyone was going to show up for him. Sure enough, Amanda, his two-timing girlfriend walked up all glamorous and ready to face her man. Perry was clearly surprised when he saw her and they did a lot of whispering and hugging.

At one point the camera focused in on their “private” conversation” in which Perry said, “Just tell me you didn’t sleep with him” (the “him” he was referring to, of course, was Britney’s man who was rumored to be “hanging” with Amanda). Amanda couldn’t hide her lyin’ eyes and just kept saying something like, “trust me.” Obviously she slept around behind his back or a simple “yes” would have sufficed.

Later on the runway, the big decision made my America was about to be revealed, but not before one last catwalk. The guys wore metallic suits and skinny ties and Holly wore a gorgeous maroon gown and a big, puffy wig that made her look like she had wings on her head.

After this photo was taken, Holly took flight.

Perry was the first to be kicked off the runway. I was flabbergasted. Honestly. I really thought he was going to take it - - either him or Ronnie. But then Ben and Ronnie were given das boot. Which left Holly. America has made you a supermodel, I really thought one of the guys was going to take it, but Holly bagged it. I think she’ll do great and book a lot of gigs. Actually, I think they all will.

That’s a wrap. Now I need to watch my mega-marathon of Britain’s version.

all photos from Bravotv.com

MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL ROUND UP:
EARTH WIND AND FIERCE

There are only four contestants left in the running on Make Me a Supermodel. I'm still sore about Casey leaving, but decided to continue watching anyway. *sigh.*

Shannon was voted off. It's unfortunate for Shannon as it was her first time "up for the vote" and Ronnie's fourth. I think a big reason she was booted and Ronnie wasn't is because the gay community is tuned in and probably voting for Ronnie. I also think this presents a somewhat unfair advantage for him. Having said that, I think Ronnie is a better model than Shannon and I think he's worked really hard to defy the preppy image he naturally exudes. I also think he will have earned it if takes the whole thing next week.

This week the remaining contenders had to get naked and arty-wild with celebrity photographer, Matthew Rolston. Each model represented one of the elements. Holly was fire, Perry was water, Ronnie was earth, and Ben was air.





























Ben really stepped it up this week and I thought his photos were pretty amazing. Perry was also a top performer - naked and tucking his privates, crunching a piece of ice, and wearing a really bad goth wig. The results were disturbing and stunning.

Ronnie looked fabulous and sexy as a sort of wood nymph creature. Holly's photo was also really cool, ending up looking as if here head were on fire. I love Holly's look and think she's gorgeous, but I believe she lacks the personality and maturity needed to be a supermodel.

Speaking of supermodels, bad ass diva, Naomi Campbell, visited the contestants and left them all, especially Perry, with unhinged jaws. She and Tyson played up their camaraderie for the cameras and got all smoochy
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Later, the fierce and fabulous fashion elf himself, CHRISTIAN Siriano, winner of Project Runway, coached the models on walking. AND he made an incredible dress for Holly. I have to say, when Christian presented her with the dress, she seemed unsurprisingly sort of "uh huh." Hey Holly, where's the fire you had coming out of your head on the photo shoot? I know I would be so excited that my head would have burst into flames if Christian Siriano had made a dress specifically for me.



Now it's up to America to decide who will be a supermodel. I honestly don't have a favorite. They're all really good, but I don't find any of them really overwhelming. I guess I'm voting for Ronnie, but if Casey were still in the running, I'd be jumping up and down for him like a slutty cheerleader.

SNAKES ON A MUTHA FU%&IN' MODEL

This week, the models had to pose underwater with a boa constrictor named "Lemon." Casey, who's petrified of snakes, got in the tank with the boa like he'd been wrangling the things all his life. He ended up with some amazing shots that wowed the judges (GO CASEY, my sweet, ski slope-nosed Adonis!).

Later, on the runway the models were asked to wear really large, avante-gard headpieces while walking one of several animals down the catwalk. Names of animals were drawn from a bag and assigned to each model. Casey reflected on the challenge in his blog:

The catwalk was great, I don’t know any designers that would use animals in a catwalk but I think having the animals was more about problem solving. Rising to a difficult challenge on short notice and progressing through.

Jacki, was sequestered to the bottom three (shocking!) after being unable to rock the runway with a trained poodle. Because she had the easiest animal to control, the judges said a lot more was expected out of her.

Holly was sick and therefore her performance suffered, but luckily she wasn't sent home for it. I like Holly a lot. I think she has a cute, girl-next door look that can cross over to edgy when she wills it to, but the whole "I can't take my clothes off because my fiance and I are waiting until we're married and my faith would frown on it, blah blah blah" shtick is soooo old. If you're going to work as a high fashion model, you're going to, at one point or another, get naked. PERIOD. Having said that, I was glad she hung in there this week.

Surprisingly lock-me-up-and-tie-me-down-behind-bars boy, Ben, didn't impress anyone this week with his stale snake shots and dull catwalk. Hence, he's "up" for the vote. So is Perry, whose ego has been busting at the seems lately. I suspect his holier-than-thou attitude is a defense mechanism. I was, however, shocked to see how flabbergasted he was when the judges called him out on his behavior; He even went as far to say, "I feel like I'm in a dream."

Frankie was asked to cut his hair and after some hemming and hawing, he agreed to do it. If this had been ANTM, he would have been given a dressing down by Jay Manuel. Later, he would have been lectured by Tyra and company for being unwilling to do what it takes to be a supermodel. The judges on this show, however, were muy impressed with Frankie's willingness to forgo the Fabio look. He ended up liking his shorter hair and so did I. Very modern and there's still enough of it to play with.

The week's winner was Ronnie, whose rocking runway strut with a cute little sheep sent him miles above last week's performance.