FISH FACE BY DR. PERRICONE

I was in Sephora today and decided that since I had a bare face, I'd try a face firmer or something to improve my skin's appearance. Of course I looked for the most expensive thing I could find. I happened to be near N.V. Perricone MD products and tried the Advanced Face Firming Activator ($120).

Immediately my skin felt refreshed and a bit brighter (is it possible for your skin to FEEL brighter?), but then I was overwhelmed by the smell of fish. Something in the formula (fish oil, perhaps?) is fishy. Hours later my skin still reeks. As a result, I want to nix the salmon dinner I had planned for tonight.