The Hills

SLOW MO TO FASHION GLOW!

Last night's episode of The Hills reminded me again of how much I love watching Whitney and Lauren work for the fashion industry and how much I detest watching Heidi and Spencer bitch about their boring relationship.

Lauren and Whitney worked a fashion show at L.A. Fashion Week while Amanda Priestly, I mean Kelly Cutrone, barked orders at them. She instructed them to round up anyone "tall with her hair done" to the runway. She said something like "act like a sheep-herding dog." Lauren did such a great job at her temp stint that Kelly offered her a job with People's Republic, saying, "You've gone from slow-mo to fashion glow!" Bye Bye Teen Vogue.


Will LC be able to withstand the talons of Kelly Cutrone? Earlier in the episode, it was obvious that KC was trying to shock someone when she asked a model who stood off camera, "How old are you?" and the girl answered what sounded like "Fifteen" and then Kelly said, "You look great in that lingerie."

As all of this was going on, Audrina was caught in a tug-of-war between Heidi and Lauren and looks like a deer caught in the headlights. From the looks of next week's preview, dickhead Justin Bobby shows up to woo Audrina back. Oh what timing as it's been reported that said dickhead is now a model working for men's label, Orthodox.